Chuckle 3130

(Chuckle 3130)
(Jayne and John C gets today’s chuckle thanks for
Chuckle 30 sent out March, 2001)

~The Outhouse!!~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an
outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer,
cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on
the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push
that outhouse into the creek.

One day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen so the little boy
decided today was the day to push the outhouse into the creek. So he got
a large stick and started pushing. Finally, the outhouse toppled into
the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after
supper. Knowing that meant a spanking, the little boy asked why. The dad
replied, "someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you,
wasn't it, son?" The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and
said, "Dad, I read in school today that George Washington chopped down a
cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth."

The dad replied, "Well son, George Washington's father wasn't in that
cherry tree!"
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)