Chuckle 3127

(Chuckle 3127)

(Mac M of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Locked Car~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Burma Shave signs)

A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.

She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.

Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and
around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more
to the left, a little more to the right!"
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(Memories for you and me from Nancy in Sheridan WY.)

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
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BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
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