Chuckle 3151
Chuckle 3151
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets todays chuckle thanks.)
~An Irish daughter~ (Plus: today in history,
word for the day,
todays horoscope, Maxine and Great comebacks)
todays horoscope, Maxine and Great comebacks)
An Irish
daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon
her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!? Get out a here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... As ye wish. I only came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion, plus a £5
million savings certificate.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye
Daddy,
the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ... (takes a breath) ... And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera.' 'What was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'A prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! My Goodness! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant!
Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!
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(Maxine)
Comebacks
from Phyllis and Chet in Pasadena CA.
NUMBER 3:
Dana Perino (FOX News) describing an interview she recently had with a Navy SEAL. After discussing all the countries that he had been sent to, she asked if they had to learn several languages? "Oh, no ma'am, we don't go there to talk." _________________________________________________________________ |
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:49 AM
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