Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3145

Chuckle 3145 (Classic)

Chuckle 562 (sent out in Jan 2005)
(Rick in Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~The End is Near~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

"The End Is Near!

Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, “Do you think the
sign should just say, "Bridge Out?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)