Chuckle 3140

Message to the chuckle circle: Lora and I will be leaving Monday for a 2 week
Vacation, so don’t be looking for your daily chuckles until around the 22nd. Also
I’m having my PC worked on while we’re gone. I’m having my tech (Jep Norwood) install windows 7, office 2010, and outlook 2010. I’ll let you know later how it’s working out. Hawaii and Tahiti here we come! ---Jerry and Lora---


(Chuckle 3140)
(Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Slight miscommunication~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really
doing great, aren't you?'

Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be
cheerful.''

The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be
careful.'
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)