Chuckle 3133

(Chuckle 3133) Classic

(Rick and Ann of Surrey BC gets today’s chuckle thanks for
Chuckle 229 sent out in Feb 2004)

~That's Once:~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Burma Shave signs)
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, "What a peaceful and loving couple."

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once.' And we lived happily ever after.....

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(Memories for you and me from Nancy in Sheridan WY.)

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
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A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
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