Chuckle 3153
Chuckle
3153
(Keith
K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)
~OUCH~
(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and
Find
the 6 differences,)SO TRUE!!!!
A
father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
He
gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly,
the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
The
father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on
the back.
The
boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking
at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A
well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is
sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.
At
the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly
folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and
makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant..
Reaching
the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles
and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After
a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel,
Which
the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing
the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to
her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As
soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes
over to the woman and starts thanking her saying,
"I've
never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a
doctor? "
'No,'
the woman replied, 'I'm with the I.R.S..'
(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
(Maxine)
Find the six differences
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