Chuckle 3172

Chuckle 3172

(Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA get today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Ole fills In~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today's horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage.) 

A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota, wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.    "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yez, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first un had a headick, so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.    "The second un had stomick burnin' and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor. "Sir, I was sittin' here und suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, takin' off ev'ryt'ing including her panties and lies down on the table und shouts:'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'"

"Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.    "Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, I put drops in her eyes!!"   

You thought I was sending a dirty joke!!  NOT ME!  Remember - Keep Smiling It makes people wonder what you're up to!!

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

Ogden Nash