Chuckle 3164

Chuckle 3164

(Rick R of Surrey BC gets todays chuckle thanks.)

~THE POLISH DIVORCE~ (Second time around )(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage)

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? I got proof.

What kind of proof? She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read English pretty good, and it says:

POLISH REMOVER

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud