Chuckle 3160

Chuckle 3160
(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Blonde Flying Solo~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage)

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two seater airplane with
just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day:

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is
dead.

I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through
it.

I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax.

Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."

"OK," says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me: Our Father, who art
in heaven."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette