Chuckle 3154

Chuckle 3154

(Nancy S from Sheridan WY gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

  ~ MEN ARE SO ROMANTIC~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Comebacks,)

        A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message that read...
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

       
He replied... "I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 _________________________________________________________________

(Maxine)

________________________________________________________________

Comebacks From Phyllis S:

 NUMBER 4: Last in this series…

 Conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai .

 Iranian Air Defense Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'

    Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'

    Air Defense Site: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
 

   Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 Fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'
 Air Defense Site: (... total silence)