Chuckle 3158

Chuckle 3158 Classic

Chuckle 585 (sent out in Jan 2005)
(Sandy J of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

 ~ A Southern Baptist ~ (Second time around.) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage;)

 A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, 

I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

With even greater emphasis he said,

"And if I had all the wine in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river." 

 And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world, 

I'd take it and pour it into the river." 

 Sermon complete, he sat down. 

 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 

"Shall We Gather at the River?" 

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

 By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates