Chuckle 3161
Chuckle
3161
(Bev
L of Mt Vernon WA gets today’s chuckle thanks.)
~Jack
Daniel's Fishing Story ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope,
Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)
I
went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I
saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth; I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniel's and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that darn snake...with two more frogs. Life is good in the South.
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(Maxine)
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