Chuckle 3162

Chuckle 3162 Classic
Chuckle 512 sent out in Nov 2004

 (Rich C in Yuma AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~The Silent Treatment~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage)

 A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.  Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."  He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.  The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.  Wake up."

 Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

 SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT.  --Rich--

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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 Maxine

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

--Dumas--