Chuckle 3173
Chuckle
3173
(Rich
and Flo C. from Yuma AZ get today’s chuckle thanks.)
~Blonde
Mortician ~
(Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays
horoscope, Maxine and find the 6 differences,)
A
man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit.
The
female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body
dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is
already wearing.
The
widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in
blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a
blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband
in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The
woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband
dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him
perfectly...
She
says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an
excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To
her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's
no charge,' she says.
'No,
really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she
says.
'Honestly,
ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about
your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was
wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to
his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as
long as he looked nice.'
'So
I just switched the heads.'
(BET
YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)
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(Maxine)
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Find the six differences
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