Chuckle 3237

Chuckle 3237 Classic

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Chuckle 424
(George in Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thank!)

 

 ~THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and They Ask Why I Like Retirement!!!)

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

 

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

 

"Is it your Dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers.

 

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."

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They Ask Why I Like Retirement!!! From Phyllis in Pasadena CA

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!