Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3268

Chuckle 3268

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~GRANDMA'S BIRTH CONTROL PILLS~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Signs from Mac M)

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached over and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks ... and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You gotta love Grandmas!

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