Chuckle 3269

Chuckle 3269

(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~The 4th Affair~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences)

  A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said,” pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.  "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

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(Today in History Click)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

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Find the six differences; for puzzle click clip.