Chuckle 3298

Chuckle 3298

(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Doctors are Hopeful~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Signs from Keith)

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to
describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an alphabet wife
..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,
Gorgeous, and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly
optimistic about saving his testicles.

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Signs from Keith of Florence OR

In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."