Chuckle 3359

Chuckle 3359
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Snotty Receptionist~ (Second time around) ( Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

As we get older and visit the doctor more, this could come in handy.

An older gentleman had an appointment to see his urologist, who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large, unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist shouted, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice yelled, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

The room erupted in applause and laughter. Don't mess with old folks.

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