Chuckle 3442

Chuckle 3442
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Ron S in Dune City OR.)

~3 Quickies ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope,
Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

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This morning my wife asked “What are you going to do today?

I said “Nothing”

She said “but dear you said that yesterday”

I said “I know, but I’m not done yet.”

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When I was a kid,” Long distance” was a phone call.

Now it’s the path between my chair and the bathroom!

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Four pals who all had pacemakers decided to join a bowling league. Their

Team name was Arrhythms.
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Find the six differences;