Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3620

Chuckle 3620

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~City Traffic~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diffs)

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own
business and patiently waiting for it to turn green, even though there
was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American
slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of
their car, and a " Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side,
was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off
before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding
through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it
completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that
could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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