Chuckle 3623

Chuckle 3623
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~The Will ~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him.
He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

My son, "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair house

My daughter "Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end."

"My son, "Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property ? .... The asshole had a paper route!"

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