Chuckle 3723

Chuckle 3723
Chuckle 315 (Sent out in April 2004)

(Phyllis in Pasadena gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Singing in Church~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday
morning.

  He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

  Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind.

  The pastor shouted out "CROSS."  Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

  The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

  The pastor said "POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."

  The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell in total silence.

  Everyone was in shock.  They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.

  Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

”GOTTA LOVE THE LITTLE OLD LADIES!!!”

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Herman