Chuckle 3727

Chuckle 3727
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~I Met an Older Woman at a Bar~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?

'What's that? I asked

'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

'Mom...you still awake?'

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Maxine

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Herman