Chuckle 3731 Classic

Chuckle 3731 Classic
Chuckle 164 (sent out in Nov. 2003)

(Pat Mahoney of Florence, OR sent today’s chuckle to us. Thanks Pat.)

~Nair For Hard of Hearing Dog~

    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in its ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week!"

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