Chuckle 3737

Chuckle 3737
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Ole Takes Over for the Doctor~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he
 approached his assistant.
  
'Ole, I am goin' huntin’ tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
 I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

 The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and

  asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'

Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

 'Bravo, mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

 'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.
 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a
 flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts: ' HELP ME -    I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'
'Lord Tunderin' Jezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!!"

Sorry, ya'all thought I was sending a dirty joke!! 

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Herman