Chuckle 3740

Chuckle 3740
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Drinking in Prescott AZ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Jerry was standing at the bar in Prescott, Arizona and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to him and starts drinking a beer.

 Jerry asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the heck you ask me that?  Is it because I am Chinese?"

"No", Jerry said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little jerk.

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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