Chuckle 3745

Chuckle 3745
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sheridan WY)

~Husband vs. Wives~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 WHO DOES WHAT 

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

 The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'

 The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

 Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible the man should do the coffee.' 

 Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me..'

 So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, it indeed says 'HEBREWS' 

 

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Maxine

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Herman