Chuckle 3789

Chuckle 3789
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Police Work at its best! ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 Two policemen (Constable Ken and Bob) call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is this the Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband dead for stepping on the floor she had mopped."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman