Chuckle 3861

Chuckle 3861
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Gary B of LA Habra CA)

~Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6diff’s)

 

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Flight Attendant A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator for safe keeping. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

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Maxine

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s