Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3919

Chuckle 3919
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Seniors' 50 Shades of Grey~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

After nearly 40 years of marriage, Charlie and his wife were lying in bed . . . Suddenly the wife felt Charlie begin to massage her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time . . .

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back . . . He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach . . . .He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf . . . .Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg . . . .He continued in the same manner on her right side ....then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent . . . .As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice...."Honey, that was wonderful ....Why did you stop . . .?

To which he responded.... "I found the remote . . . . !"

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