Chuckle 3911

Chuckle 3911
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

~A Golf Story~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 A man got on a bus, with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

 Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

 The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

 After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman