Thursday, September 03, 2015

Chuckle 3916

Chuckle 3916
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

~Last of Writings about the Ocean~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

I’m not too sure that these writings were done by this age group! ---Mr. Chuckles---

1 0) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin, age 6)   

1 1) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was
going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right
up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

 1 2) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown
I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

 1 3) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean.
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7) 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

























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Spot the 6 Diff's












































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