Chuckle 4089
Chuckle 4089
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva B of Coldwell ID)
~Fear~ ( Plus: Today in history,
Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
Ever since I
was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night, so I went
to a shrink and told him: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed
I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going
crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so?" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."
It's always better to get a second opinion
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(Today
in History Click)
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www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
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http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
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www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
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Maxine
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Spot the 6 Diff's
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