Chuckle 4139

Chuckle 4139
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

~Over 70 Pt. 1~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

1.  I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business.  This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said,  "You're kind of cute, you gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yea you gotta pen?"
She said "Yea", I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you".  Cost me 6 stitches.
When you are over seventy . . . who cares ?.  

**********
2.  Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
When you are over seventy. . . who cares ?
***********
3.  I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
When you are over seventy . . . who cares ?

____________________________________________________________ 

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 _______________________________________________

Maxine

__________________________________________________

Spot the 6 Diff's