Chuckle 4134
Chuckle 4134
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mary of CA)
~ A Woman Who Thinks~ (Plus:
Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman. .
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
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Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to
read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her
book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking "isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman. .
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.............
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also think.
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http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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Herman
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