Friday, May 13, 2016

Chuckle 4128 Classic

Chuckle 4128 Classic
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Anon.)

 Chuckle 7(Sent out in Dec 2003)

~Bug man out of control~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   A woman was having a passionate affair with an
inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon
they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her
husband arrived home unexpectedly.

   Quick," said the woman to her lover," into the
closet!", and she pushed him in the closet, stark
naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and
after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in
the closet.

  Who are you?" he asked him.

"I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone," said the
exterminator.

  "What are you doing in there?" the husband asked.

   "I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of
moths," the man replied.

"And where are your clothes?" asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said,........
"Those little bastards!"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Herman
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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