Chuckle 4124

Chuckle 4124
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~2 Quick Ones from Keith~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.       Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"

(Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?)

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

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Herman