Chuckle 4115
Chuckle 4115 Classic
Chuckle 127 (Sent out in Oct 2003)
(This chuckle comes to us from Sandy Jackson of Florence,
OR., Thanks Sandy!)
Note: This one has been around for a while as have a lot of
others I’ve sent. Most are worth rereading again, and if it doesn’t make you
chuckle or smile, say “Cheese”.
---Jerry---
~Canadian Blonde:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for
the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
Norman
and his wife live in Calgary. One winter morning while listening to the radio,
they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of
snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the
street so the snow plough can get through."
street so the snow plough can get through."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating
breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12
centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of
the street, so the snow plough can get through.
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..........."
Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..........."
Then
the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried
look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of
the street do I need to park on so the plough can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes
exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Spot the 6 Diffs
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