Chuckle 4113

Chuckle 4113
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~An Irish Priest and golf~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

 An Irish Priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

 The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."

 The good Sister told him to watch his language.

 On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."

 "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly.

 The priest promised to do better and the

The round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again.

The usual comment followed.

 Sister is really mad now and says,
"Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like
that."

 On the next tee, Father John swings and
misses again. "Shit, I missed."

 A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead
in her tracks.

 And from the sky comes a booming voice.

 

 

 

"Shit, I missed."

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Maxine

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