Thursday, April 14, 2016

Chuckle 4105


Chuckle 4105

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva B in Caldwell ID)

~Thank Goodness Winter is Over~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

  A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on.
He had asked for help and she could see why, With her pulling and him 
pushing, the boots did not want to  go on easily.

When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath
She almost whimpered when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the 
wrong feet."

  She looked and sure enough, they were.  It wasn't any easier pulling the 
boots off than it was putting them on ---this time on the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots".
She bit her tongue rather than scream, "Why didn't you say so earlier?'
like she wanted to.  Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitted
boots off.

  He then said, "They’re my brother's boots.  My Mom made we wear them, She didn't know if she should laugh or cry.  She mustard up the grace to
wrestle the boots on his feet again.  She said,"Now lets get your gloves
on, where are they?"

He said "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots......".

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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