Chuckle 4100 Classic
Chuckle 4100 Classic
Chuckle 528 Sent out in Dec 2004)
(Rick in Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~KKK~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s
horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face.
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku
Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your
heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke.
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets!"
The preacher fainted.
`(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Herman
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