Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4096

Chuckle 4096
Chuckle 144 (Sent out in Nov 2003)

(This Chuckle comes to us from Charlotte of Coos Bay, OR. Thank Charlotte!)

~Tree Hugger:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland.

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. She told him what an environmentalist and anti-hunter she was and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I am sorry, but they all turned me down."

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(A 3rd shorty from Rick)

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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