Chuckle 4090

Chuckle 4090
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sheridan WY)

~Those Blondes Again~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  Two blondes were filling up at a gas station and the first blonde says to the   second, "I bet these awful gas prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 worth."

  One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her  sobbing convulsively.   "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned  a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of pants for that suit." "Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did,"  said Jill, drying her eyes. "I used them to patch the hole."

  Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"

A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend from next  door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were  identical in  size. "Buffy," she said, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?"   "Ten," said Buffy. So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did  the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover.  "Buffy," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!"  "Yes," said Buffy. "So did I."

A few more later.

 

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