Chuckle 4094
Chuckle 4094
Chuckle 412 (Sent out in Aug 2004)
(George H. of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)
~Leroy~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s
horoscope, Maxine and Cartoon from Mac M)
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by
15 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL
YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma
sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before She says, "Sit
down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you
must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names."
"This one's my oldest--he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one he is Leroy, also." The social
worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four,
all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right..," says the caseworker, "I'm
seeing a pattern here...Are they ALL named Leroy?"
Their Momma replied, "Well, yes--it makes it easier.
When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come arunnin.'
An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street,
I just yell
'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever
had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles
her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to
come, and not the whole bunch?"
" I call them by their last names."
(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Mac's Cartoon
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