Chuckle 4098

Chuckle 4098
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith of Florence OR) Help!! (I would like some stories from some of you out there!) --- Jerry---

~AT THE NEW SENIORS COMPLEX !!!~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

    On the first day at the new seniors complex, the manager addressed all the new seniors pointing out some of the rules:

 "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male quarters to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued,

 "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

An older gentleman stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass ???

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Maxine

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Herman