Chuckle 4103

Chuckle 4103

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane C of Florence OR)

~Two Blondes with Hammers...~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?' Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.'

Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

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Maxine

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