Chuckle 4102

Chuckle 4102 Classic
Chuckle 118 (Sent out in Oct 2003)

(Thanks go to Ann and Rick of Surrey, BC for this chuckle!)

~Home From Work: ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom and found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the horny husband crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he came downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love!"

"Oh my God," his wife gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for awhile."

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran to the bedroom. "Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?"

The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years and I wasn't about to start now!"

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Maxine

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