Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4108

Chuckle 4108
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane C of Florence OR)

~Dead Pilot~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

This is the story of a young college student flying in a
two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

The pilot has a heart attack and dies.

She, frantic, grabs the mike and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! The pilot had a
heart attack and is dead and I don't know how to fly.
Someone help me! Please help me!"

She then hears a voice on the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud
and clear. I will talk you through this and get you
back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience
with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep
breath, stay calm and everything will be fine! Now
give me your height and position."

She then says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Hillary"

"O.K." says the voice on the radio, "Repeat after me:
Our Father, Who art in Heaven"

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